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Ever had that day when you were craving something and couldn’t figure out what? I had one of those yesterday. Couldn’t pinpoint what I wanted, nothing looked good, eating stuff didn’t help.

Same problem today, only not hunger related. My brain wouldn’t focus not kept hopping to something else and didn’t really want to stay on task with work. Nothing was helping until I browsed my music and Nine Inch Nails stared me back in the face. Turned on The Day The Whole Word Went Away and from that point until now I’ve been a flurry of work accomplishment…

Maybe when my mind won’t focus I’ll look toward music as the point to start.

Seriously, it’s a bit disturbing to me. In the 90′s, I was that socially awkward boy that loved fantasy RPGs, computer games, Star Trek and Star Wars, played Magic (which is apparently a nerd rite of passage). Not only that, I was a well-read, French speaking violinist who made a habit of spending his downtime in PE reading the latest works of Ed Greenwood and R.A. Salvatore. The actually shocking thing was that I was also very athletic. I had one PE teacher ask why I wasn’t playing football (hint: I’m smart enough to not be a lineman at a 5A school), and let’s face it, I was a soccer player too (still am). But those moments of contemporary coolness were quickly overshadowed by my preferred company.

This has apparently changed on me. The stuff I did in between classes and on occasional weekends is now becoming de rigeur. I’ve got little kids (5-10 year olds) thinking I’m cool and wondering how can they be like me.

My first suggestion is they learn how to juggle with their feet. ;-)

I give it enough introspection and I realize, I’m not cool to people my age. I’m still the socially awkward panda at the office that people go to with esoteric questions and spout out random trivia answers to incorrect statements.

It’s that the kids two generations younger than me like that I can run and kick with them and then go and play video games with them and talk to them like they’re a peer and not a pier. I’m an interesting jungle gym that sings and dances. :-)

Edit: What follows is a conversation with my wife:

“You became cool when you met me!”

“Heh, well that’s modesty for you. You certainly thought this guy is almost cool. If I date him, he’ll become ICE COLD!”

“Hahahahha that’s EXACTLY what I thought! “

So, new list time. Technically Tron Legacy and The King’s Speech are 2010 movies, but I’m listing them in the order that I saw them, so they fall in my 2011 list.

Which currently looks like this:

  1. The King’s Speech
  2. Tron Legacy

 

The King’s Speech is an excellent film. The dialogue is engaging and you genuinely feel bad for someone who’s led a very privileged life because he is forced to do something we almost all dread: public speaking, and he has to do it around a stammer. In the 2010 Oscar race, I felt Social Network had a lot of the qualities  to make it, but this movie came in and swept them all away. I’d easily have Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush as my picks (if I actually had any influence) for best actor and best supporting actor. Helena Bonham Carter makes a good case for her to get best supporting actress, but I’d have to see the other films.

The other end of it is Tron: Legacy. Not a bad film, actually a good popcorn flick, but it’s quality is nowhere near the King’s Speech. It’s basically the same movie as Tron only with more backstory and twice as much Jeff Bridges. Stacy really got into it and I think benefited from not having seen the first movie at all. Overall, seeing it in 3D was a waste. I never noticed it when it was in 3D or when it wasn’t. Maybe I’m just losing my ability to notice it, but overall I’d just save the money. Overall, I just wasn’t superimpressed by anything in the film, it just seemed like they skipped around in the story too much. Maybe the flashbacks were obnoxious to me…they could have shown a lot of that in the front end to better explain things…ah who knows. It doesn’t work out that way. Narrators and flashbacks really just get on my nerves most of the time. Sometimes they work, but not in this case (again, for me).

So, I made myself a promise that once I broke a certain weight goal, I’d go back into soccer. Stacy S. talked me into going back a little bit earlier, forcing me to bust my hump (made the goal, btw, and an extra 20 lbs beyond it). First practice, I badly jam two of my fingers, and I come back sore as hell. Second practice: no hand injuries but I’m still sore. Did a lot more running.

And then the games, three weeks into the season and we’ve played two games. Lost one due to rain, but I was going to miss it due to a trip, so I’m not too terribly upset. First game out, I was nervous as hell. I made a good showing for my first game back, but the other team ran all over us. They had sharp passes and good dribblers, and we couldn’t seem to match up. At some point, I got too tired to react and it just started raining goals. Ended badly for us, and I didn’t have much I could take out of it except “don’t run around so much” :-)

Second game went better for the team, but much worse for me. I made some errors early on that got us down 3-2. Eventually I sorted myself out and only gave up one more goal, but I was really annoyed because I’m coming out of the box too much, and one of the goals was because I wasn’t being aggressive enough inside the box. So, what I need to work on is being patient with my defense and not rushing out of the penalty box to get the ball. I’ve been beaten too often. So, I’ll stay back more until they’re in the box. Also, on crosses, everything is mine from here on out. Shouting and all of that, I can’t let them get crosses because players now are adept enough with their heads to beat me. Our team won that one, so the offense really saved me there.

Just somethings I need to work on.

Kinda been putting off blogging. Not much to talk about, which was one thing I was afraid of running into, and then I decided to just start typing and see what it took me.

2010 is mostly over. Sure there’s about 3 weeks and a day left of it, but overall, 49 of 52 weeks have passed. It was a pretty good year. Some very excellent things happened, some sad things, but the good far outweighed the bad in a personal sense. This year, I met my girlfriend, at the beginning of the year which did kind of help it move along at a much greater pace. Internet dating works, kids. Especially for painfully shy people like me who can’t bring themselves to talk to awesome people remotely interested in them. If you’re wondering “can it work for me” my only reply is “it did for me!”

This year, I’ve seen over twenty movies in the theater. Averaging about two per month. I imagine it’ll go up at some point, since the Christmas viewing season quickly approaches. I discovered the Mass Effect and Left 4 Dead franchises. I also rediscovered how much I suck at multiplayer first person shooters. I just don’t have the reactions to deal with the 15-20 year old crowd any more. That said, I’m more devious than they are, just not so good at jump twist shooting. Bad Company 2 was a lot of fun, and of course I’ve been having fun with World of Warcraft. I haven’t played it as much this year as I did last year. I finally found something in real life that would pull me away from the game (yay!). Also a new Rock Band came out. Needless to say where the last one brought me the Silversun Pickups and allowed me to remember how much I like the Red Hot Chili Peppers, the new one introduced me to the Flaming Lips and might teach me how to play a real guitar. That’s not due for a little bit, and might even be later than that since I imagine a real guitar controller for a game? That’s gonna sell well even at $300.

I started the year weighing about 330 pounds. I went up and down for awhile and after getting it to 320, April came (with Edward) and I spiked back up to my starting weight. At that point, I got fed up with myself and started kicking my own butt for the next seven months. Through that (and a better attention to what I was eating), I’ve gotten my weight to under 290. Total weight loss from the start of last year is a little over 60 pounds. My current short term goal is to lose weight over the Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays, even just a little because that would be a feat in and of itself. For the record, my weight the week before Thanksgiving was 292, I’m a little under that at around 289.

Other big things: I’m going to start playing soccer again in January. Hopefully I have enough muscle memory to keep up with it. I think I may actually be lighter than the time I stopped playing, so that can’t hurt. I started hanging out with Stacy S in a not “Let’s go play Rock Band” kind of way. Always fun. She’s a hoot when she tries, and I found a bar I can tolerate in the Bulldog. I got promoted at work. A decent pay raise went with the promotion, so happy there too. I’ve become more comfortable with social media. This might be a bad thing, since I can feel my brain eroding as I watch all of my typos being broadcast for the small self centered universe to see. I’ve got a Twitter account, I actually pay attention to Facebook (don’t always update it though), and I started a blog (which if you can see this, then you’ve probably guessed that fact). I started being a Dungeon Master for a D&D Campaign. I’ve improved. The start is by being less verbally critical of myself during the game. The guys don’t need to know I screwed up. Also small lessons…like read ahead a few pages so that you aren’t caught by surprise when reading the text. Sadly sometimes the text trips me up because it doesn’t read the way I like to (flows differently, so it gets confusing that kind of thing.

Also, I picked up trying to cook things I’ve never done before. The reasoning for this is three fold: Eric & Rochelle, Andrew, Stefan, & Nicole, and Stacy. Eric & Rochelle always have tasty things when I went to visit and it encouraged me to step out and try to make something new. Andrew, Stefan and Nicole got into the actual cooking side of Good Eats and not just the awesome science-y portions and started cooking in earnest. Finally, Stacy (probably the biggest influence) has specific things she likes, pad thai, shrimp scampi, things like that. Really stretched my cooking abilities, but I’ve been pleased so far with how I’ve done. Only missed on one thing with her in the Welsh Rarebit Macaroni, but my family loved it, so it did make me feel better after they devoured it. William actually took the rest home so he could have it. I was quite pleased.

I also started writing a bit of fiction here in this part. I’ve not expanded on it yet, but I figure I’ll start doing that soon enough. My usual problem is that I’ve got a good beginning in mind, but I don’t really have an end. Yes, I think that’s what I’ll do. Write a book that has no end. That’ll solve my problem. The more pragmatic approach would be to have the opening scene and closing scene written and then connect the dots. Hm…I’ll try that approach.

So, I’m off to work on that little epiphany and see how it goes from there.

I’m starting to discover the true evils of streaming Netflix. Earlier today, I watched Fritz Lang’s Metropolis (about half of it so far, to be fair). On the face of it, it’s actually rather difficult to watch because it uses a lot of what would be novel in a movie in the 1920s that really isn’t novel at all now. There are long scenes of people talking to each other…in a silent movie…in a GERMAN silent movie. This is followed up by one dialogue card with one sentence on it. Also, the actors grossly overact everything (this complaint is weird because if it were a talkie, I’d be calling them hams, but since this is a silent film that requires people to clutch at their chests and swoon in a significant manner to get their point across…well…just how the times were). These things get a little frustrating after awhile. That aside, it makes use of the matte paintings and backgrounds as well as models to great cinematic effect. It really feels like there’s a large city all around you with zeppelins and biplanes all over. And huge machines that run the entire futuristic world. The plot is also very familiar, but I think we can let this one win the originality contest since it is a 1920 silent movie. It’s mostly enjoyable if you keep in mind that this movie is almost 100 years old.

Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow is a far more recent science fiction movie. This movie is hugely influenced by old Republic serials that were included as one reel additions to films in the 30s-60s. If you aren’t familiar with serials, they’re stories told in about 15-30 minute episodes that are played every week or so (I’ll have to talk to someone who actually watched serials in theaters to make sure). The reason for this also escapes me (yet more things to ask about!) and often had some amazing science fiction element set in a “modern” time (a guy flying around with a jetpack stopping gangsters from using atomic ray guns to destroy infrastructure so that the Moon Men can begin to invade the Earth a la Commando Cody vs the Moon Men or a guy in a P-40 Warhawk shooting at robots attacking New York as in Sky Captain). Sky Captain is set in 1938 and it’s a fun movie. It relies quite a bit on visuals and definitely does not worry too much about making scientific sense and sometimes not worrying about the minute details of the plot. It’s fun, but I wouldn’t call the movie great.

I’ve got my eye on some other movies. I did notice the Human Caterpillar available for streaming Netflix. I might sacrifice some sanity points to view that movie…

  1. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
  2. Inception
  3. How to Train Your Dragon
  4. RED
  5. The Social Network
  6. Alice in Wonderland
  7. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1
  8. Rifftrax: The House on Haunted Hill
  9. Iron Man 2
  10. Toy Story 3
  11. Megamind
  12. Due Date
  13. Despicable Me
  14. The Town
  15. Killers
  16. The A-Team
  17. Leap Year
  18. Valentine’s Day
  19. Knight and Day
  20. Eat Pray Love
  21. The Last Airbender
  22. Clash of the Titans

To say this right now: I’m a huge Harry Potter fan. I’ve read all the books more times than any person really should read a book. I have the audio books that I love to listen to on slow work days, and I don’t like any of the movies because they leave out too much from what I loved so much about the books.

My problems with the earlier movies are like this: the first two were filmed and edited rather poorly in my opinion. The child actors did as well as kids can do, but they’re 11 and 12 and now required to hold up entire movies. It didn’t go so well for them. The third movie was better, a bit divergent at times from the original story but better written (for the screen) and the main characters started to do better in their roles. I always had a sense that they were leaving out what made the books fun for me, and that’d be time in the classroom watching them learn, or reading about this thing they did in that one class. I understand the need to take it out of the story for the movie, but it inevitably made the movie less interesting to me.  When they said that Book 4 was going to be one movie, I felt like they were going to have to take so much out of it that it wouldn’t be any fun to watch for me. Sadly, I was right. Just the three events of the tournament took up so much time that it left out a lot of the subplots and side characters that I didn’t really enjoy it at all. Book 5 had its own trials because I wasn’t a huge fan of the book to begin with and the movie again had to stay focused to the main plot which made it all one big meh to me again. Book 6′s movie started to get its feet under it, but I’d been so underwhelmed by 4 of the last 5 movies, I didn’t really get into it. I saw it at midnight (probably a mistake, since I fell asleep in it). I went into this movie with such low expectations, I may have actually helped myself enjoy it (not the first time this has happened…).

So, that’s why I was surprised at how much I liked the movie. The reasons for that is two fold. The first is that they took this fairly long book and split it into two movies. This is what I’d hoped they’d be doing since the fourth movie, but they didn’t think it was a sustainable business venture. The second is that there was enough that could be removed from the book to not make me feel like I was missing something. It’s probably more about the available time now since 2.5 hours is enough time to film a good 350-400 pages of any book.

Also, part of reading the series means you know when the “Gotcha” moments of the movie are coming. You know the plot twists and the surprises. It probably really hurts that I knew all of these things were coming. If I’d never read the books, the movies would be a lot more interesting to say the least. That said, Stacy nearly tore my hand off a few times in the movie. She didn’t take my hints early on when I knew scary parts were coming and she got to see things like a giant loud snake leap out from nowhere and things like that. She also has the tendency to curse that makes me laugh. (Sorry, honey, but it’s true. :-) )

So, from a Harry Potter fan who doesn’t like the movies…I think it’s worth seeing.

  1. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
  2. Inception
  3. How to Train Your Dragon
  4. RED
  5. The Social Network
  6. Alice in Wonderland
  7. Rifftrax: The House on Haunted Hill
  8. Iron Man 2
  9. Toy Story 3
  10. Megamind
  11. Due Date
  12. Despicable Me
  13. The Town
  14. Killers
  15. The A-Team
  16. Leap Year
  17. Valentine’s Day
  18. Knight and Day
  19. Eat Pray Love
  20. The Last Airbender
  21. Clash of the Titans

As far as Dreamworks animation goes, How to Train Your Dragon was a lot better. Megamind was entertaining, and it did show how that if you plan to take over a city, you should have a plan if you actually do. Overall, Will Ferrell was amusing as the main character. It definitely had a lot of signature “Ferrell moments” such as his need to mispronounce words (sort of a take off of his Anchorman bit where he makes up definitions). The story itself is different from the typical superhero story because it actually has the villain as the protagonist. That bit of juxtaposition does help quite a bit.

My major concerns will have to be prefaced with me saying that I’m going to spoil this movie for you if you haven’t seen it. If you haven’t seen it and like to discover everything for yourself, stop reading right now.

Still with me?

Okay, part of the problem is that he actually defeats his nemesis and wins and has no plans from there. I suppose that’s nice in its own way and gives a path to fulfill his base desires and then make him realize that this isn’t what he wants. Towards the end as he defeats his created foe that was on a rampage, the city comes forward and starts to applaud and congratulate him. About the only reaction to that scenario you could classify as genuine was Megamind’s reaction to try and shoot everyone who was closing in around him. I sincerely doubt after having terrorized the city for years that the citizens of Metrocity would take to Megamind immediately after having saved them. I honestly would be confused and wonder what his angle was.

But that’s where I stand with this movie, ranks in the top 10. Certainly the more enjoyable movie I’ve seen in the last two weeks.

  1. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
  2. Inception
  3. How to Train Your Dragon
  4. RED
  5. The Social Network
  6. Alice in Wonderland
  7. Rifftrax: The House on Haunted Hill
  8. Iron Man 2
  9. Toy Story 3
  10. Due Date
  11. Despicable Me
  12. The Town
  13. Killers
  14. The A-Team
  15. Leap Year
  16. Valentine’s Day
  17. Knight and Day
  18. Eat Pray Love
  19. The Last Airbender
  20. Clash of the Titans

Up to 20 movies this year, and I’ll quite easily see five more before the year is out…it’s like I work in a theater again. :-)

Due Date is a movie that both caters to my sense of humor and then completely annoys me in the same go. Robert Downey Jr. does a great job as the straight man/foil for Zach Galifinakis’s rather odd far out persona. There were several times where I was laughing, and not just at the people around me with their reactions to the film. Some scenes I could definitely done with out. There were more funny scenes than extremely awkward scenes for which I’m  quite happy. There were also some really touching scenes that shows that Zach can really play it straight if he wanted to, or at the very least he can display some real emotion.

The masturbating dog I could have done without…it really did not add much to the film except for an absurd anecdote. Take the dog out and all you really lose is the funny scene of RDJr spitting on it and that’s all.

So, it gets my 10th most enjoyable movie of the year for being funny, but it’s so low because…well, I don’t do awkward too well.

It’s very important to indicate that the only reason I really enjoyed this movie (and the two attached shorts) was that the Rifftrax crew was there having fun. I sincerely doubt I would’ve ranked this movie above even Clash of the Titans if it weren’t for them. The movie had two shorts, one about saving money at a grocery store with the “grocery witch” (what the hell is that, I don’t know either…) and the other was a really and truly frightening short about paper. The first was a demonspawn witch explaining to people how you get certain products for less than the packaged kind. Favorite quip of the short was “Follow me into the Abyss of Savings.”

The second short follows a mentally ill boy with an unnatural attraction to a paper bag. The paper bag abducts him to show him the miracle of how paper is made (here’s a hint, it’s a mechanical process that involves cutting down trees, turning them to pulp, squeezing out water, and then pressing them into sheets AMAZING!). Towards the end the little boy does his preternatural imitation of Billy Mumy and causes all paper to disappear, much to the chagrin of innocent people who don’t believe it’s healthy to talk to paper bags.

And then the movie…where to start…well, the House on Haunted Hill looks like it was designed by Frank Lloyd Wright if he designed it on a drunken bet. There are seven “major” characters. I use quotes because you can remove three of them and no one would really notice the difference in the plot. You have the creepy drunkard who tells everyone the dead is out to get them, you have the lunkhead test pilot who likes to walk into rooms by himself  and run into things, there’s the old newspaper columnist lady who lives on scotch and cigarettes, the attractive employee of the host of the party, the host, his wife who likes to try and kill him, and a psychiatrist who’s so into hysteria you could call him a hysterian.

Seriously, the guy mentions hysteria about 45 times in 30 minutes.

I suppose the movie would have been creepy in the 50s, but it really barely raised an eyebrow from me. The riffing was quite funny, just enjoy seeing the guys do their thing live. They’ve all been fun for me so far.

  1. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
  2. Inception
  3. How to Train Your Dragon
  4. RED
  5. The Social Network
  6. Alice in Wonderland
  7. Rifftrax: The House on Haunted Hill
  8. Iron Man 2
  9. Toy Story 3
  10. Despicable Me
  11. The Town
  12. Killers
  13. The A-Team
  14. Leap Year
  15. Valentine’s Day
  16. Knight and Day
  17. Eat Pray Love
  18. The Last Airbender
  19. Clash of the Titans
  1. Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
  2. Inception
  3. How to Train Your Dragon
  4. RED
  5. The Social Network
  6. Alice in Wonderland
  7. Iron Man 2
  8. Toy Story 3
  9. Despicable Me
  10. The Town
  11. Killers
  12. The A-Team
  13. Leap Year
  14. Valentine’s Day
  15. Knight and Day
  16. Eat Pray Love
  17. The Last Airbender
  18. Clash of the Titans

So, Nicole correctly called my ranking of this movie. It’s not the best movie this year by a long shot, but it’s really entertaining. and really that’s all you want out of a movie. The general premise of the movie is someone is out killing old CIA operatives, and some of the ones they try to kill don’t respond the way that the attempted killers want. Bruce Willis is funny, something he gets to do a lot in action movies. He’s really the best face for stuff like this. Karl Urban did a good job, but far and away my favorite performer was John Malkovich. He really plays the crazy drugged up guy really well.

Also, there’s a separation in my rankings that I don’t think I explained. Right now, 1-3 are superb, probably some of the best movies I’ll ever see. 4-9 are highly entertaining and I will probably own on DVD. 10-14 are meh, had redeeming value but also had somethings that bothered me whether I can pinpoint them or not. 15-18 are movies I truly could have done without having seen. At least not without snarky commentary.

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